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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Incomprehensible: Kayla Harrison details barbaric UFC 316 weight cut as haunting sauna photos emerge - ‘Not good’ - MMAmania.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

The fate of the EV tax credits depends on the GOP’s megabill - NPR

So they tried

No go.

Loons and Moons

Cleveland-Cliffs, Tesla, GM, Blueprint Medicines, BioNTech, DraftKings, and More Movers - Barron's

No way

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

GUNTHER wins the world heavyweight championship back from Jey Uso - Cageside Seats

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Best Buy CEO raises red flag about startling customer behavior - TheStreet

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts