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12.06.2025 01:04

Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
The fate of the EV tax credits depends on the GOP’s megabill - NPR
So they tried
No go.
Loons and Moons
Cleveland-Cliffs, Tesla, GM, Blueprint Medicines, BioNTech, DraftKings, and More Movers - Barron's
No way
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
GUNTHER wins the world heavyweight championship back from Jey Uso - Cageside Seats
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Best Buy CEO raises red flag about startling customer behavior - TheStreet
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
TSMC Sees Limited Tariff Impact on AI Strength - WSJ
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts